"She said I've never seen a man who looked so all alone now could you use a little company? If you pay the right price your evening will be nice and you can go and see me on my way. I said you're such a sweet young thing why do you do this to yourself? She looked at me and this is what she said:
Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked. Money don't grow on trees. I've got bills to pay, I've got mouths to feed, there ain't nothing in this world for free.
Oh no I can't slow down, I can't hold back, oh you know I wish I could.
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
until we close our eyes
for good," ~Cage the Elephant Ain't No Rest For the Wicked

...
Disturbing.
you know whats worse? my dad just stepped in an scored lower than me -.-
my DAD.
The one who acts like a 5 year old.
no, seriously. when we go out shopping i have to chastise him for being too loud in the toy isle.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
AND I JUST SCORED HIGHER THAN HIM.
WHATS THAT SAY ABOUT ME!?


[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL SO FAR: 18

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL SO FAR: 23

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL SO FAR: 31

GRAND TOTAL: 31
Now, take your total, and do the math!
__(your total)Divide by 36 Then X 100!
and re-post as: I am % Mentally ill.



toodles!
~Sunny